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Well I wonder what could I be refering too in the title to this post?? Obviously, it could only be one thing – the last film that I went to see at the Cinema!! The BIG Fish refers to Piranha 3D & the BIG Tits could be any number of the female breasts on display but I’m refering mainly to the lovely Miss Kelly Brook’s splendid boobies!!

Believe it or not, it is just over 1 year when I first blogged about said film & the appearance of Miss Brooks norks on the big screen. If you remember the post featured some rather lovely pictures of Kelly & porn star Riley Steele having some fun on the back of a boat….check em here if you need to remind yourself!!

Well those initial shots, couldn’t prepare me for what visual treat I was in for – not only was there loads of scantily glad top heavy ladies bouncing around in 3D, we were also treated to a rather fine 5 minute underwater lesbian scene between Kelly & Riley….we’re talking full on nudity here, all in eye busting 3D!! Marvellous….

Now unfortunatlely, I haven’t been able to find a decent clip of this cinematic masterpiece on the t’internet, but I have found the following clip that I’m sure you’ll agree gives you a pretty good idea what was going on & remember this romp lasts 5mins, all set to beautiful classical music – not AC/DC like in this vid!!

My original plot synopsis on my previous post about this film, is not too far away from the actual storyline of the film….its basically all about giant Piranhas infesting a lake following an underground tremour. Now unfortunatley for the town of Lake Victoria its Spring Break season & the water is overflowing with young attractive party goers enjoying the sun, sea & sex all helped with lashings of booze!! 

To my complete & utter shock, disgust & suprise, there have been many an ‘amateur’ porn film based around this popular American vacation, featuring lovely young ladies getting drunk & loosing all their inhabitions. Apparently, these films are called ‘Girls Gone Wild’ & I can honestly say I’ve never seen one…… HA! Anyway, one of the main parts of Piranha 3D is all about a company called ‘Wild, Wild Girls’ – who are in town to convince the local hotties to star in their homemade porn films along side Kelly Brook & Riley Steele….sweet eh?

Well, as with all film promotion these days, a fake website was set up for ‘Wild, Wild Girls’ where you can view a few pics/clips of the girls in question….along with this however, several viral videos were posted online of their previous ventures into ‘homemade’ movies – the best of which I have embedded below – cool eh?

So, although, this isn’t exactly a film review for Piranha 3D – I’ve missed too many films to start reviewing them again. If you like good looking girls in bikinis, with big boobies & plenty of 3D action with the odd bit of over the top fish eating humans, a pumping soundtrack, oh & brilliant cameo from Christopher Lloyd playing a mad scientist (who’d have thought it!!). Then I thorougly recommend you go & see this film – its nothing special, but its just good fun….plus Elizabeth Shue still looks pretty hot!! Rating: 7/10

Finally for this post, since I first mentioned about this film over a year ago – Miss Brook has become a lot more relaxed about showing her funbags, not only did she pose nude for her latest Reebok ad, she has also appeared nude in this months issue of Playboy – this just gets better & better eh? Well,  the pics are, of course after the jump!! Enjoy….. Read the rest of this entry »

So it seems that our love affair with girl band Girls Aloud maybe nearly over, as rumours are admist that they might be splitting up or at least returning as a 4 piece without Nadine Coyle… Luckily enough there’s always the latest girls group to hit the airwaves: The Saturdays.
Not exactly a new band, but recently the girls from The Saturdays have been doing some serious promotional work, perhaps not all the type of promotion they’d like to us to see….but you no what they say: There’s no such PR as bad PR!!
The band is made up of 5 lovely young ladies: Rochelle, Vanessa, Mollie, Frankie & Una…out of the 5 Una seems to be the wild child….
Anyway, enough of my rambling, check out the pics after the jump to see the best of the Saturdays – well mainly Una, including some rather sweet snaps of her holidaying in Ibiza a few weeks ago!!

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Lynx have a pretty good track record of making cool TV ads featuring plenty of sexy ladies…..well the two below are no exception!!

You might  recognise the main lovely lady in these ads – well its British actress/model Jessica Jane Clement – her of The Real Hustle fame & a previous post of mine….infact if you want to see more of her check out my gallery here.

Ok so the acting may not be the best or you may not immediately want to rush out & buy their deodorant, but hey what does that matter??? Just check out the two videos below to see what I mean – they’re full of hot women!!

Well it seems that the soon to be bride of Russell Brand, Katy Perry, is heading straight to the number one spot in the UK charts with her latest single: ‘California Gurls.’ I must say that I think this is a perfect summer tune, with a really catchy chorus & an appearance from Snoop Dogg to boot. However, that isn’t the only reason I like this track – you see the video is just simply superb!! Featuring Miss Perry in a cup-cake bra, jumping on a trampoline, laying naked on candy floss & firing whipped cream from her breasts!!

Check out the video below to see exactly what I mean:

Also, check out the videos on her official website – including behind the scenes of her latest shoot!!

Just to make sure I’ve got all bases covered, I’ve also put together a few more of my favourite Katy pictures – check em out after the jump!! Plus don’t forget these pictures on my previous posts here & here……WOW – a third post, she must be hot!!
All I can say that re-known womanizer Russell Brand seems to have picked a good ‘un to settle down with!! Lucky Bas@*rd….

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As mentioned in my previous post – this entry is regarding a new British film called Boogie Woogie…..To be completely honest I don’t know a great deal about it & haven’t actually seen a full trailer for it, however I do know that it is comedy based around the international art scene – eh??

It also has a pretty strong cast, such as Gillian Anderson, Christopher Lee, Joanna Lumley, Danny Huston & Amanda Seyfried….plus some rather interesting appearances from Jamie Winstone, Heather Graham & Gemma Atkinson!!

Infact, so interesting that they are the only reason I am blogging about this film….as by the looks of the clips below, I’m not sure I’d want to see it otherwise, but need less to say topless lesbian scenes always get my attention!!

As you can see from the videos below, all 3 actresses get their kit off & participate in a little lesbian action…..

Surely those two scenes alone must be worth seeing this film – if not just on DVD eh?

To see caps of the clips above just click after the jump – which also includes topless pics of Amanda Seyfried from her next film Chloe….have to go & see that one too!!

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These pictures couldn’t be missed….ex Hollyoaks actress, Gemma Atkinson, looking mighty fine!!

Don’t believe me – check out the pictures below…..

Another post soon – I hope!!

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If you read my previous post, I was raving about the return of Heroes & also listed a bunch of TV shows that I was looking forward to returning to our screens!!

Well, I accidently missed one out & that was Fringe, which should be back on our screens soon – poss March. Anyway, this post isn’t to rave about how good Fringe is….see my initial post of the show for that!!

No, this post has a far more exciting agenda – you see it seems the lead female star of Fringe has gone and posed for a sexy photoshot. Yes – Anna Torv, who plays Olivia Dunham, has posed for ‘Esquire’ magazine & taken her clothes off!! Unfortunately, you don’t get to see everything, but what she does show is pretty sweet….Infact, I was always a little unsure if I liked Miss Dunham, but these pics have helped me make up my mind – here’s to more in the future!!

Check out the pics after the jump – Matt, I hope you actually view this post…..

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Well, well, well – what is this?? A post from me on my blog?? It can’t be – surely I’ve got some DIY to be getting on with?? Well, actually I do, but sometimes you just gotta take some time out…..

First of all – I’m glad that my avid readers have stayed with me – all 4 of you!! You are still there aren’t ya? Secondly, I hope you all had a great Festive season & I bet you’re glad its all over with for another year!! Thirdly, what can I have for you on this post?

Well – you’ll be sad to know that I haven’t been to the cinema for a while…in fact the last film I went to see was the brilliant Avatar. I’m sure you’ve all read the hype, so I wont bother reviewing it (plus its been a while!!), but be sure to check out Chris’ review here.

I thought I’d write a quick post on the return of a TV show that I nearly missed was back on – I’m talking about Heroes. After the disapointing 3rd season, the 4th season is back on our screens & I must admit I’m really enjoying it!! They seem to have taken a slightly different line on the story & I’m pretty hooked at the mo – lets hope that continues!!

Plus, there’s a few new characters to cast our eyes on!! Namely – Lydia, a girl who can draw tatoos on herself – usually something important!!

Lydia is played by Dawn Oliveria – check out her pics after the jump!!

Also, there is the introduction of Gretchen, played by none other than Madeline Zima….last seen as a sex made teenager in Califonication, I for one am glad Madeline is back on our screens!! Plus, she seems to be the college roomate of cheerleader Hayden Panettiere & looks like they might get pretty close!! Sweet….

What with Heroes, the return of 24, the finale of Lost, the continuation of Burn Notice, the conclusion of Dollhouse & the expected return of Lie to Me – seems my TV viewing is sorted for the coming months!!

I hope to blog more about it all & more very soon, keep your eyes peeled!!

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I couldn’t help but post these pics…no real reason, but who needs an excuse when a women has boobies this good!! I’m talking about American singer Katy Perry, who I keep finding new & interesting picturesof almost daily – so I’d thought I’d share them with you!!

Check em out after the jump, including Katy in her bikini & getting a bit wet in a skin tight dress, lets just say she looks a bit cold!! Plus – it seems she also has atendancy to touch herself….sweet!!

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Its been a while since I’ve done one of these, but fresh from her nude appearance in the West End presentation of Breakfast at Tiffanys, I thought I’d see what you think of Anna Friel? The British born actress & Mum of one daughter, has become a rather large Hollywood star, that’s not afraid to take her kit off & is my book is a definate M.I.L.F!!

But what about you? Do you think she’s a M.I.L.F?, in fact, is she Hot or Not?….Check out the pics after the jump to help make up your mind!! (Beware – NSFW)….

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