I thought I’d jump on the bandwagon of Andrews blog & do a quick birthday babes post….Just in case Andrew misses this one & we all miss out on seeing the rather nice pictures of Girls Aloud member: Nadine Coyle, who happens to be 24 today!! Happy Birthday Nadine….more pics after the jump!!
So, I’ve been beaten by time yet again for film reviews….as I said in a previous post, my up & coming duties as best man have taken up with a lot of my time!! The same can be said for the last few weeks too, especially as the stag trip was only a few weeks ago!! I may well blog about this in the coming weeks, but for the time being its all about the films we saw over the past month or so!!
Easy review this one, short & sweet….Not as good as the first film: The Da Vinci Code! Much of the same kinda thing though….a rather chunkier Tom Hanks, trying to figure out the internal wranglings of the church!! This time its the Roman Catholics he investigates & low and behold finds a corrupt priest!! If you’d like a more indepth review, take a look at my mates Chris’ blog!! My rating: 5.5/10.
Another quick review….Not as good as the first film: Night at the Musuem!! More of the same again, I’m afraid…Ben Stiller returns as the museum night porter who interacts with the exhibits as they come to life!! I know, it could happen. This time, however, most of the artifacts are on the move to storage in Washington….OH NO!! Fear not Ben Stiller will save the day & he does. The film is ok, quite funny in places & Hank Azaria makes a very funny appearance as an Egyptian God!! I would say, this is a pretty safe family fun movie that you can watch on DVD when it comes out!! My rating: 6/10.
Another easy review….Not as good as Terminator 2: Judgment Day….but then again, was it ever likely to be!!?? Actually, this was really rather good!! Set just after Judgment Day, the film follows John Connor as his fight against Skynet – surprise, surprise hey!! In my opinion the story wasn’t the best, but I believe that this is the first in another trio of films….all dependant on the success of this one!! My point being, that the plot is more story setting for the future films, rather than on John Connor, if that makes any sense!! Anyway, what this film may lack in story, definatley makes up for in action & special effects. Some truely superb action sequences of Terminators fighting…sweet!! Christian Bale, also did a pretty good job as John Connor, but was it just me or did he deliver one of the first lines he had in the style of Batman!!?? Overall, a good start to the next batch in the Terminator series…it coudln’t have been any worse than Rise of the Machines eh? Plus the fighting robots, just wets my appetite for the next Transformers movie, out next week!! My rating is: 8/10.
So you may be wondering why I’m writing a post entitled: ‘Fluffy Little Kittens’?? Well its a little bit of an experiment/test!! You see today I had a conversation with a rather nice sounding & friendly lady from my website hosting company….Of course this was a sales call, trying to get me to take up their broadband & phone package & considering I get my broadband free through work, I wasn’t planning on changing – but hey she was friendly, its Friday & the sun was shining, so I decided to play along with her sell!!
Unfortunately, I can’t remember the ladies name, but the first question she asked me was about my website….
Lady: “So what’s BroadPaul.co.uk about?”
Me: “Just a blog, where I write a lot of rubbish – film reviews etc & no one reads it….”
Lady: “I’m sure 2 or 3 people read it….Why the name BroadPaul?”
Me: “It’s just a nickname I’ve got – I’m quite Broad shouldered…I can take it!!”
Lady: “I’m sure you can….so who is your broadband ISP?”
….Next follows the chat about changing ISP & the fact my broadband is free..
Lady: “So do you want to switch from your free broadband & start paying us?”
Me: “Not really”
Lady: “Didn’t think so, nor would I….anyway nice speaking to you, I might have a look at your sight later tonight…”
Me: “Errrr, feel free, but I’m not sure you’d particularily enjoy/like everything on there…..”
Lady: “Oh really – well I’ll definately have a look now…Have a good day sir”
So, there you go…my little experiment is to see if the lady has actually looked at my site, I’m pretty convinced she wont…but you never know!! Therefore, I thought I’d post a few pics of some Fluffy Little Kittens, rather than the usual pictures I post!!
Hopefully, if the lady is reading this, then she’ll leave me a comment & let me know what she thinks to my little blog? Here’s hoping….
Well, I’d thought it about time I added a new post….you see my blog has sorta taken a back seat over the past few weeks due to being a best man at my friends wedding!! What with planning & executing a successful Stag Do in Monte Carlo, I’ve been way toooooo busy to even look at it, let alone write the 3 film reviews that I have let build up!! I hope to get these done by the weekend!!
Anyway, I couldn’t let this opportunity pass to blog about an up & coming piece of cinematic gold…You see next year sees the release of Piranha 3D – yeah I’ve never heard of it earlier!! It seems this horror/thriller is set around a tremor occuring underneath Lake Victoria & unleashes loads of killer prehistoric piranha’s….ohh scary!! The film stars Elizabeth Shue & Richard Dreyfus, plus a rumoured appearance from Christopher Lloyd.
However, one thing is for sure, the film stars porn star Riley Steele & British Hottie; Kelly Brook!! I can imagine the scene now – 2 bikini glad girls enjoy the sun on a boat in the middle of Lake Victoria, when danger attacks!! Out of the water comes killer piranhas and eats them alive….yeah yeah, whatever!! What, I’m more interested in, is the fun they seemed to have whilst on set filming this sure fire hit movie!! Playing with each others bikini straps & tops…infact they had sooo much fun, it seems Riley didn’t realise her nipple had popped out!!
Check out the pics after the jump & wonder at the awesome power of Kelly Brook’s breasticals & remember what I said earlier…this film is coming out in 3D…..imagine that, Kelly Brooks boobs popping out of the screen in 3D – roll on next year!!
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