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About time for another film review – no really it is, as I’m sure we’ll be off to the cinema again next week & then I’ll have 2 to do!! Ahhhh….

This one has taken a while to write as I’ve been away on holiday – infact I did try & blog from my phone whilst away, but for some reason the app saved the post in drafts but I couldn’t retrieve it to blog it, so I gave up!! Oh well….

Anyway, back to business, this film review wont take long to write – basically because the film wasn’t that memorable & its been over 2 weeks since we saw it, so doubt I can remember the details!! I’m taking about the cheesy adaptation of the comic book: G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra. This really was a case of the trailer making the film look 100 times better than it actually was…..For a start there’s the terrible plot, which seems to have been done a million times before!! Evil weapons manufacturer designs ultimate weapon to sell to the Government & then steal it back – Mwah Huh Huh Huh….

Then there was the really shoddy CGI special effects & finally the rubbish acting – which was surprising as there were a few famous names in the cast – including Dr Who!!??

Infact, the only decent thing in the film was the site of Sienna Miller in a cat suit & the introduction of the rather Rachel Nichols & her assets….check out more of her after the jump!!

Overall, my score out of ten for this crock of shite would be 2/10….I bet you can’t guess what those marks are for!! If you don’t believe me, check out Chris’ review too!!

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I saw these pics the other day & couldn’t help but post them….seems Heroes star Ali Larter forgot that she was wearing a short skirt when she bent over to get something out of her bag….cue nice pap shot of her ass in a thong!! Marvelous….check out the pics after the jump!! You know you wanna…………. Read the rest of this entry »

So last weeks film was The Taking of Pelham 123, which is a modern day remake of the 1974 orginal….I really rather enjoyed this tense thriller starring Denzel Washington & John Travolta!! Denzel plays  NYC Metro Dispatch Controller, Walter Garber, who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time….as John Travlota, Ryder, hi-jacks the Pelham 123 subway train!! Garber ends up being a hostage negotiater to try and put a stop to Ryder’s plan. Killing every passenger on the train – one for every minute over the hour deadline, that he doesn’t get his $10 million ransom money!!

I wont give away all the details of the plot as there is the odd little twist, but lets just say that the film is really rather entertaining for the 1Hour 45mins duration.

I can’t really think of much more to add to this review – but don’t let that put you off….If you fancy a pretty decent action packed thriller – then you can’t go wrong with this movie!! My rating would be : 7/10.

So after posting the pics of some model called Luba wrapped up in tape, I did a quick google search to see who she was….it seems that young Luba Shumeyko is an Ukrainian model who is married to her Photographer Herge – who likes to take erotic photos of his wife (plus others)!! You can check his website here – but remember this is def NSFW!!

It also seems, that Luba has a twin sister….yes I said TWIN sister, who also likes to model nude with her sister & good old Herge kindly offers to take their pictures – I’m sure he must hate that!! Anyway, to see a few examples of his work of Luba & sister Nadya, check out the pictures after the jump…..Oh yes, don’t forget NSFW!!

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So back to normal service & time for another movie review – but don’t worry I’ll keep this short!! Mainly for two reasons: 1) It was a couple of weeks ago I saw the film & 2) It wasn’t too good or memorable….

Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince brings us up to book 6 in the series & by now I was expecting things to be getting pretty exciting in the build up to the final book (2 films). Unfortunately, I was wrong – what we got was a rather long drawn out pointless plotline, some pretty un-funny teenage sexual frustration activity &  eventually a pretty decent ending, although this didn’t really come as a shock…infact there was hardly any surprise who the Half Blood Prince was at all!! For more detail on this check out Chris’ blog as he has gone into a bit more detail – I, for one, actually found the whole movie a bit dull & too long!! Whether, this was because, I’ve not read the book – so cannot fill in the blanks, or because it was ages since I’d seen the previous film & forgotton what had happened!!

Either way, the film only gets a mediocre 5.5/10 from me….but 2 things I do know: 1) The finale of the films should be pretty good – if they get it right!! 2) Hermoine is looking fine & Emma Watson has grown up into a rather attractive young lady…..don’t believe me, check the pics after the jump – taken at the Premiere, where we nearly saw more than we bargianed for…..oh & they’re might be a pretty obvious fake pic in there too, but a man can dream, can’t he!!

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Well I thought it about time that I spiced up the posts a bit on here…I think 3 movie reviews in a row is more than enough!! I’ve also decided to change style slightly, as much as, if a picture or two take my fancy & I think they are worth posting, then that’s what I’m gonna do!! Not waiting for a reason/excuse to do so & no need for lots of words to explain why!! Of course, I ‘ll keep the existing reasons to blog – like Alphabet Babes, MILF & Hot or Not – but if a pic comes along that doesn’t fit in one of these categories then I’ll just post it anyway!!

So, as I said before, enough of the pointless waffle – check out these pics after the jump of some model called Luba….Not sure who she is, but she seems to have got herself all wound up in her old Betamax cassette tape….Doh!!

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